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Lads n Chavs - Societies embarassment
June 19th 2011 09:51
Nothing frustrates me more, then the stereotype of a "Lad" or "Chav".
A youth who slinks around, with no destination. Normally in packs. These creatures are not restricted to being nocturnal. No matter what time of the day or night, you see them. In the same place. Seriously... they never leave.
Nothing says sexy like a male Lad wearing a bumb bag, worn either the correct way, or as some sort of handbag. The striped shirts, mainly Nautica branded. oh and the hats with the brims curved so much that it looks like it slowly crushing their last remaining brain cells.
We must not forget the classic track suit pants, that are usually rolled to the knee.... only on one leg. Purpose of this is still unknown. I guess if they are stealing someones bike it prevents the chain catching their stylish ensemble.
The most interesting fact is they wear this outfit, the same one, every single day. In the freezing cold winter nights, or the boiling 40 degree days. They pimp this outfit.
One would say that this is a group of people who are just following a trend.
Just like Emo's, Punks and teenie boppers.
But just to give you a brief insight to this trend, this is not a fashion statement.
It is a lifestyle. Majority of these youths steal, bash and harass people. But if you are to have a run in with one, you will find it highly amusing at the lack of retained education these people have. It's as if their brain like a book of knowledge has been attacked with white out to remove any information that is not related to their lifestyle. So basically everything. A blank book. With maybe one line "eshay".
Eshay is a term used to describe a situation or thing in a positive way. "Like my new jacket brah" "Eshhh"
That is right, it is not an actual word.
But something derived when one was high and decided to say something, but just a random sound exploded from their mouth.
After several run ins with them, I have come to the conclusion that these are the idiots of today's society. Not only do they base their fashion off the drop outs, and the poor people of the UK. But also what is known as the "juvenile delinquents" of UK society.
They seem to be the most pointless people in everyones community. We all see them, and ignore them, but they seem to multiply and also migrate to suburbs which have no real appeal to them.
They come in all shapes and forms. All ages, genders and levels of hygiene.
Seeming to have derived statistically from working class families, these kids/boardline adults seem to partake in drugs, racism, and rowdiness.
I can honestly say that this stereotypical group of people that are becoming the nascence of todays society.
So to anyone who fits this category of people. LOOK AT YOURSELF. You are NOT attractive wearing tracksuit pants and those ridiculous runners. Notice the name... they are meant for running!
No one wants to hire you, no one wants to be your friend unless they look like you. Its amazing how you seem to purposely ostracise yourselves and have become the new joke. It was emo's, now its Lads.
ESH
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